crunk maggot

someone who is crazy, drunk, and a huuuge fan of slipknot

your mum
that kid ish a crunk maggot

by your mum is fat August 13, 2008

mud maggot

A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.

My Mud Maggot buddy Walter poured only three floors today and made five grand.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Maggie

When a man slaps someone across the face with his dick.

This chick was giving me head when I decided to pull my dick out and give her a Maggie.

by Shykester January 4, 2013

maggotron

Similar to being maggoted, maggatron is on a higher level with connoatations of being a machine like alchohol drinker/ vomiter.

We got so maggotron on Saturday night, I drank a bottle of tequila and spewed everywhere.

by PersonofStature January 11, 2005

maggot wagon

A dirty garbage truck

The maggot wagon just came by and emptied the trash.

by trashman ray June 27, 2006

maggot

Maggots are the things crawling under the banana I haven't thrown out.

Since I left my banana on the table for some weeks, it has become the home of some maggots. ...I think most of them are dead by now, though.

by Epic Fail Girl October 30, 2007

maggers

Another good old Aussie slang term for being in a total state of maggotness. (maggotness refering to being incredibly drunken)

Jesse Creevey- Wow, dude. Your no vegeterian but I'd say your off your chops.

Person who isnt Jesse Creevey- Yeah bro, im totally Maggers.

by DeathLord McJesse March 23, 2009