Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
by VCgess April 13, 2023

A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.
by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022

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by eliish0rny June 24, 2021

The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,
For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024

by iSammo February 22, 2010
