Boat Pikeys

In 2022 a crack commando unit of small boat fishermen, and a cameraman, were put together by a YouTube star, who’s a bit of a big deal. These men promptly set about some of the most extreme small boat fishing seen in the British Isles. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as anglers of fortune. If you have a fish you don’t know how to catch and nobody else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Boat Pikey team.
“Are you fucking kidding me, there’s no chance of catching a fish that size on that gear, not unless you’re the Boat Pikeys”.
by FishFast September 03, 2022
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noa boat

Cool, gay and handsome. He may seem tall when you see him alone but do get fooles he is in fact very short when you see him with his friends. He is most known for being the cousin of the upcoming soundcloud rapper by the name of young magpie aka steen. Noa boat sometimes gets small attacks of autism but it doesn't stop him from living life to the fullest.
1. Wow that guy is really short, it must be Noa boat!

2. Did you know that Noa boat is Steens cousin
by Som En UZI September 11, 2018
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Missed The Boat

When Jerry turned down the promotion, he soon discovered that he really missed the boat.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 04, 2021
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fly the boat

the point of intoxication in which ur mind feels no longer attached to ur body.
hey, would you like to fly the boat? (would u like to get extremely high)
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boat knob

Similar to a turtle head, a boat knob is a small piece of poo, that has emerged from the anus, while the rest of said poo is still submerged inside the rectum.
Bogan 1: Oi where's the dunny cunt I got a boat knob hangin out.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.
by Crumbed Cutlets December 22, 2015
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Front Of The Boat

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.
"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.
by SimonSaysDoThis July 21, 2013
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Pasta boat

Filling a bathtub with steaming pasta and having intercourse with a gay Italian
The cleaning lady had a hard time drying out the bathtubs from last nights pasta boat.
by AronTheChairJacoby September 05, 2016
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