Jamey Red

1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.

2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"

1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red

2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red

by The Vogl July 14, 2016

Raging Red Flag

The opposite of a red flag, what you call a really really cool person

Wyatt is such a raging red flag

by BigGrunge November 9, 2021

Red skin girl

A light - skinned female with bad intensions particularly for men. They tend to be number 1 in “dem gyal ya wicked” category

“I don’t play with red skin girls. Deyd do you the worst”

by themanhimself100 October 29, 2022

the red nation

Another way of saying a woman’s (or man’s) period/menstral cycle.

“Oh great the red nation has attacked-!”

by Marky Mark and the Funk Bunchy April 23, 2018

red kelpie

A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again

I had some red kelpie last night and woke up naked and not knowing what I did last night

by red kelpie October 2, 2014

girl in red

listening to girl in red = being a lesbian

H: Hey do you listen to girl in red?
T: Yea I do
H: oh so are You a lesbian then?
T: yea

by existing_sucks September 12, 2022

Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.

“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021