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Perfectly Wrong time

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.
A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."
by TirakyneTripleA June 13, 2022
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Marley Time

A big black man who aggressively violates you while simultaneously touching himself.
"Its Marley Time"
by Dr.Rimpldfloorskin January 4, 2025
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Hammer Time

1. Getting Sh*t Done!

2. Getting a laptop with your friends, finding a location that is non-distracting and being super productive.
Dude we have to hammer out this code for this website today. Alright, lets hammer time @ 3:00 today at Vision Quest.
by bcamerer February 8, 2015
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Time Clap

When your backhand is so powerful it transcends TIME itself
Some dumb ass robot: “I wanna time clap that guy so badly”
by My_Dixie_Rekt June 18, 2019
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Coloured People Time

Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.

CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m
Sachin: “I’ll be there at 8:30AM”
Daquarius: “that’s 9:30AM in Coloured people time”
by DarkskinLite February 25, 2024
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Fab Tan Time

Hey Jayne, hope you enjoy your time away, have a fab tan time!
by sourmouse June 14, 2024
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