My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

by Handle100 August 08, 2023

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Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.

In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!

by Pikla August 10, 2018

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Most likely to become a drug addict

Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).

He/she was voted Most likely to become a drug addict by his/her peers in high school.

by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

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joe mama likes farting

Fucking

I joe mama likes farting hate you

by p98ytrf March 22, 2022

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like jujubees

Taling pills in rapid succession.

Them: How are feeling after the surgery?
Me: I am in SO much pain. I'm taking my percs like jujubees.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 24, 2020

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I don't like Syakeel he beat me

by Handle100 August 08, 2023

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slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 04, 2014

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