Real Friends 

People that don't talk trash behind you.
They actually care for what YOU say.
They never let you down.
They don't hide secrets.
They don't pretend that they're your friends.

I'm just looking for some real friends, all they do is let me down.
I"m just looking for some real friends,gotta get up out of this town.

Real Friends by Witch Bitchh May 6, 2018

F friends 

Another way to say fuck buddies

I didnt want to be too obvious so I called us f friends

F friends by My_handle December 23, 2018

moorestown friends school 

adjective used to describe someone who is a fuckin idiot.

hey shut up u are literally a moorestown friends school.

moorestown friends school by theboyledge July 7, 2019

just good friends 

people who will never ever ever have sex withone another

We will never have sex......We're just good friends

just good friends by realnycguy July 14, 2004

go look for your friends 

An Israeli phrase which means, Find some new friends somewhere else.

Quite offensive and quite efficient.

go look for your friends

go look for your friends by ushulon May 13, 2005

sally palms and her 5 friends 

Your hand and fingers used in jacking off

George W.-my wife left me
Cheney-its ok you still got sally palms and her 5 friends..and if you get real bored i can help

sally palms and her 5 friends by superman(airedales) December 16, 2008

i ain't never seen two pretty best friends 

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

i ain't never seen two pretty best friends by MadPhatCoochie November 4, 2020