national mayochup day

october 2nd is the official national mayochup day. mayo+ketchup=mayochup

Oh Wow! Look at everyone using Mayochup. I totally forgot that October 2nd is National Mayochup Day.

by meermeerkat September 26, 2020

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National Boyfriend Day

A day that single guys find out that every girl they are interested in is taken

I was thinking of asking out Emily, but she posted a pic with some guy on national boyfriend day, so it turns out she is taken.

by anaxe September 29, 2020

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National Give Your Hoodie Day

Give your hoodie to someone.(Make sure it smells good😌)

Me: Hey want my hoodie?
Her: Sure but why?
Me: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day

by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020

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National Give Your Hoodie Day

October 11
Give your hoodie or hoodies to someone.

Him: Want my hoodie?
Her: Sure thanks, but why
Him: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day!

by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020

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National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!

by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020

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National Boys Day

The boys get the whole day to hang out so no girls are allowed to be with them, and the boys ain’t allowed to be msging there misses if they have one.

Jimmy - yo Bob when u coming out g
Bob - going to my misses house bro
Jimmy - mate it’s “National Boys Day” today

Bob - oh ye give me 10 mins boss

by Sym pussio October 2, 2020

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