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Arab Lawnmower

A arab man inserts his bomb into a womens ass and leaves it there with a 5 day timer to prevent the women from shitting. Once the bomb squad arrives they will rip it out as if it was a lawnmower releasing a bomb full of shit.
P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2: me and my girlfriend did the Arab Lawnmower
by theyoungersheisthebetter January 23, 2021
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Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020
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In-laws

Folks whom are now acquainted with you via marriage to spouse.

Folks whom also swing by on a moments notice & stay entirely too long.
Clem: The ol' lady just told me the in-laws are coming in for 2 weeks.

Hank: That's a pisser, let's go get some beers.
by Urbanasaurus76 February 5, 2021
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Hallie Lawson

The most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. She is outgoing and her smile is breathtaking. A she is shy and has a beautiful voice. Hallie Lawson is the perfect girl.
That girl Hallie Lawson is a absolute dime
by SG999 March 31, 2021
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renee lawrence

The best person you will ever meet. She has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson
Are you friends with renee Lawrence. Yes shes literally the bestest person ever
by Gemma.bobby April 12, 2021
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Anu Lawrance

Female epitome of selflessness, kind, reliable, dependable, and hardly seeking accolades for their own accomplishments. Often taken for granted, they are infamous for shifting from nurturing caregivers to bitter termagants, once they reach their limits. (Spelled 'Lawrance', not 'Lawrence', otherwise they'll scratch your eyes right out. )
My mom works her ass off for my education. She is such an Anu Lawrance!
by Moodifier May 8, 2021
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xd lawl ur so free

Careers is one of the best non hacking but hacking phone player to exist in the game called Critical Operations. xd lawl ur so free
random xd lawl ur so free
by Fortnitegod18237 June 7, 2021
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