Skip to main content

CON EL PIPI AGARRADO

Meaning two persons "holding eachother's penis," but not literally, it means they have joined forces for a one or multiple reasons or ends or are newly friendly with eachother in a somewhat surprising or concealed manner. It can signal a conspiracy or a secretive alliance, or a covert and somewhat scandalous or surprising combination. Can also mean where to former rivals are now friendly with eachother. Can also be used for women.
Estan con el pipi agarrado para joder a Pedro (They're holding eachothers penis to screw over Pedro), viste a Susan y Yolanda, estan con el pipi agarrado despues de su pelea. (Did you see Susana and Yolando, they're holding eachothers penis after their fight).
by BigMau February 18, 2025
mugGet the CON EL PIPI AGARRADO mug.

oi cai dit con me FPT

When you have to pay for your unbelievable fee, and get the retake exam after all.
Why is wifi lag? oi cai dit con me FPT
by anonymous October 27, 2025
mugGet the oi cai dit con me FPT mug.

Con-thinger

A "substitute" word used in reference to another word.

Any long word that begins with the "Con-" variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by assimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember.

NOTE:
The subject must also turn the name of the noun, regardless of what the noun actually is, to a "thinger".
I was at home with some friends of mine in a hotdog salad and the damn T.V. Con-thinger started getting really shitty reception.
by Number 2wo February 23, 2011
mugGet the Con-thinger mug.

Family Con Curse

A bad person in a successful family that begins a chain of bad people.
" That guy! I heard he's a Family Con Curse!"
by aestheticweeaboo January 30, 2019
mugGet the Family Con Curse mug.

Địt con mẹ mày

“Địt con mẹ mày” is simply means "fuck ur mom" in Vietnamese.
e.g: Địt con mẹ mày thằng chó

Địt con mẹ mày thằng mặt lồn
by XPAHM October 31, 2025
mugGet the Địt con mẹ mày mug.

Con-sultant

When you start a consulting business but don't know what you are doing so you fake it for a few checks a month.
Heard David became a con-sultant after Corey got him fired from WFM.
by Divad Nosniws November 13, 2023
mugGet the Con-sultant mug.

Con Artist

Hym "You knew he was a con artist the whole time!"
by Hym Iam January 13, 2025
mugGet the Con Artist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email