sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg May 04, 2012

Sitting White Bear

To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt

That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

can you sit on six?

This question is usually asked in a joking way towards I girl. It is means can you comfortably sit on six inches of dick

“Ay yo Lucia can you sit on six?”

by Lucia’s friend February 25, 2021

sitting them down

verb

/sit•T͟Həm•doun/

to defeat an opponent massively, usually in a high-competition game or MMO.

-It seems like John was sitting them down at that baseball game.

-Oh, yeah, I was sittin' people down every time they dueled me. Best part is- I beat 'em with a panda bear stuffed animal item.

by Bepepepepep December 16, 2015

do a sit-up

insult delivered to that fat douche bag who just won't shut the fuck up

fat douche bag: dude you can't do that for shit

maddog: go do a sit-up you fat shit

by DUDL3Y February 17, 2010

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024