Electric chair

When somebody puts a greenlight on you and invites you on a trip in their car and they have it rigged with an amp to kill you with...

Ayo you're sitting on an electric chair don't ya know you better bounce

by Anti balance May 28, 2021

sperm soda electric boogaloo

A woman must buy her favorite soda and put it in her mouth while the man tapes electrical tape around his balls and begans to jack off at the girls mouth from a long distance then once the man is reaching climax he must stick a voltage cord up his ass and will shoot his semen at mach 4 into the girls mouth with the soda still in

Tim:i just gave my girl the sperm soda electric boogaloo

bill:wow that must have felt good

by bigblackcock6942069420 July 17, 2022

Davidson Electric Shock

One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.

“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄

“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”

“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.

You get the idea.

by Dree74 August 13, 2025

electric grandma

AKA the nickname 5 year old me gave Darth Sidious when I watched Return of the Jedi for the first time.

It’s the electric grandma!

by Skylanderscollector December 22, 2023

The Electric Sl(ID)e

Underage kids figuring out a lineup to get into a bar

Jack: Peter you're going first because you have a good ID and you are already balding and Alexis you go last because bouncers never reject chicks

(Jack is doing the electric sl(ID)e because he looks like couldn't grow a pube)

by Studog2 July 30, 2021

electric bagel

An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.

I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.

by ballg December 28, 2013

Electric Milkshake

When you and a mate are going for the same chick, but without you knowing she gives your friend a blowjob. You kiss her shortly afterwards, wondering why her mouth tastes unusual.

Yeah Cody and Michael were out last Wednesday night, Cody went missing with a girl in the toilets and then served Michael an Electric Milkshake

by Bennycuz May 25, 2023