beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

is beta gay

jordan is gay not beta

the potato otherwise known as beta is the one true non gay living person on the planet unlike “Jordan Keys” who is mega gay so no “is beta gay” should not even be a question so fuck off jordan

by Elmopai November 16, 2018

beta jutsu

AKA Tate hands

That stupid triangle hand thing narcissist betas males do when they're scared in public, gaslighting and/or on the wrong side of an argument.

Casts an irresistible enchantment on fellow betas.

Has zero effect on literally anyone else.

Andrew Tate attempted beta jutsu throughout that entire BBC interview. It wasn't very effective.

by TruthTeller617 June 8, 2023

beta

a term for someone sleeping incredibly well/deeply in an odd situation. (eg. standing up, in class, at work, etc…)
carries a colloquial and playful connotation.

adjective

“i totally passed out in class yesterday, i got yelled at but it was beta as hell”

interjection

“dude, look at clark, he’s out like a light”
“beta! i’m jealous”

by drywall ghost December 6, 2021