We Be Batman

A way to say you and your friend are way cooler than everyone else within earshot.

Random person: "Who do you think you are?"
You and your friend in sync: "We be Batman."

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 January 22, 2019

batman

An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.

Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman

by Matthew Cameron August 16, 2008

Batman

A superhero that is in most of the DC comics. His real name is Bruce Wayne. He is super rich

Interviewer: Batman, I don't know a lot about you so can we do some questions?
Batman: Sure!
Interviewer: Okay, so first question. Batman, where are your parents?
Batman: ...

by Swampert_cool November 24, 2022

Batman

A whiny little bitch who kills people because he is sad. He is the worst superhero ever he’s not even super he is just a loser. Who cares if you are rich that doesn’t mean you are a hero.

Batman is the worst superhero

by Mr.FancyMarshmallow July 15, 2023

batman

a cry baby a person who is stupid and dumb he is an orphan

Girl1: ew its batman
Girl2: *hurls*

by galaxy712 January 25, 2022

Batman

Dar. Him.

Person: "Is that him?"
Person 2: "yes that's him. Batman."

by shh0w2020 May 16, 2023

Batman gag

When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)

He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!

by Batman Gagger December 9, 2008