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fat con

When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.
fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"
by Mr Yellovich July 13, 2016
mugGet the fat conmug.

prose and cons

Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.
Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
mugGet the prose and consmug.

con-theo

I don't believe in that con-theo about the moon landing.
by ComputerLover June 1, 2023
mugGet the con-theomug.

con

Your name is Scone or something and your trying to do that stupid remove the first and last letter of your name trend from like 2019 or 2020 or something
Scone (con) ik your reading this. I’m in your house
by Luna-Astra June 27, 2024
mugGet the conmug.

Antagonizer Con Artist

Someone who antagonizes someone and when they snap back at them they act all innocent and get other people to attack the person that snapped back at them because they were convinced that the antagonizer is the victim.
Person 1: You look easy to draw and your family doesn't love you.
Person 2: Bitch excuse me? You are literally built like what comes out of my dog's ass, shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch.
Person 1: Omg, why are you being so rude to me? I didn't do anything wrong! I was just playing the game!
Entire ant colony of people: *Harasses Person 2*
Person 2: That bitch is literally an Antagonizer Con Artist, why the fuck would you believe that thing? Can you not read chat logs...
by Pixiedust423 Stan March 30, 2024
mugGet the Antagonizer Con Artistmug.

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