semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

semen demon

its a demon made out of semen

Semen demon I release you

by I ate a fuckin goose ieguorgwi June 18, 2024

semen truck

A huge penis, or a penis that contains alot of semen.

Holy shit! That's one hell of a semen truck.

by FarMistt April 4, 2022

yellow semen

how cum looks as it drips out a pussy with a yeast infection.

man my cum came out subarine yellow thats how i new her yeast infection was bad. all the yellow semen

by ICEANT September 17, 2023

semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

Bohemian streamin in semen

The great Steven Bowzinski

Bohemian streamin in semen repeated untill no one can take it anymore

by Bohemiansteven March 1, 2020

Semen Challenge

When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.

Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.

by whooer's your daddy November 10, 2018