pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap

John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁

by Hoggg December 27, 2023

pet de shelly

petting de shelly, it just means petting de shelly, nothing bad!

“Pet de Shelly is in our pe class guys, both of them.”

by pet de shelly 101 February 21, 2019

pet peeve

Something that a person finds very annoying.

My biggest pet peeve is people talking while eating.

by Nasir. June 27, 2022

Pets

See also - ai, slavery

Pets a

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.

"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."

by lar snort September 14, 2019

Pet names

A pet name is a kinky name to address someone as in kitten, doggie, or any names of pets.

That’s my kitten, we like to use pet names

by PedicurePool November 8, 2022

Pet Awkwafina

An Asian low-mid who serves liberal white people by throwing others under the bus for self advancement.

Every news company has a Pet Awkwafina to not look racist.

by VanDammeAmerican February 18, 2024