a shoemaker's meal

a bag of chips divided by five.

three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal

by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010

hobo mealing

Jackin food and a drink from walmart then walking around the store until you are done then hiding it someplace. A free meal while you shop at walmart.

jacking food from walmart a free meal for those with a low consious hobo mealing is the new smoking

by jimbobjoe69 March 25, 2011

sigma meal

Like skibidi slicers, a meal that everyone eight year old just calls skibidi kinda like sus(suspicious) but they say it even though you cannot have fucking some goddamn food without a fucking eight year 2016 delinquent yapping about skibidi slicers.

Dad: here you go kids… Kids: Sigma meal, skibidi slicers
Dad: oh no here we go again

by Sigma2000 June 25, 2024

Hush Meal

When you go out with the boys to do hood rat shit. You buy your wife take-out and have it delivered so she doesn't get upset that you're out having fun and she is not. It becomes a thing that your wife looks forward to when you go out for a night on the town.

I'm going to a comedy show tonight, I have to order my wife a hush meal.

by hushdaddy July 10, 2024

McFlappy Meal

A woman's genitals, especially if she has large labia minora (which are sometimes referred to as flaps or meat curtains). The combination of the slang term "eating pussy" and these meat curtains then results in this phrase "a McFlappy Meal".

For lunch today, I ate Karen's McFlappy Meal.

by SilverSeraph January 19, 2014

4th Meal

A meal that occurs not necessarily as the fourth meal of the day, but typically takes place after the hour of 8 o’clock pm, and necessarily includes a minimum of 1 TacoBell Cravings Box (or equivalent) purchase. Most 4th meals also come with an extraordinarily high amount of hype and are typically reserved for when you’re with the boys.

Bro… we boolin’ or what?

Naw bro… imma 4th meal right about now…

Bro! I could DELETE a crunchwrap cravings box right about now! I’m in!

by GrandFagtheBigMag March 12, 2023

skirts are not made for meals

Basically saying that skirts aren't made for males, but spelling error edition. It was started by a toxic OC named Randy. (credit to Shawna for the original dialogue)

Randy: Too bad, skirts are not made for meals, there are soft pants and shorts out there

by riss2021 May 21, 2021