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Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023
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left trouser legger

the boss just invited me to an event at his lodge! I had no idea that he was a left trouser legger
by jonny bogroll the eigth November 24, 2024
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happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.
How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick
by cat518 January 25, 2025
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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
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