Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012

Closet Case

me

i'm a closet case, it is very sad

by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 7, 2021

Closet Gingerist

A Person who secretely finds their sexual orientation wandering toward Ginger Haired Males or Females

Your a closet Gingerist

by sw123 March 25, 2009

Closet Evacuee

A homo who has finally come out.
Also a homie who has been actin like a bitch lately.

(to evacuate, or otherwise "come out" of the closet)

Guy 1 - Man , Deez has been actin like a real bitch lately.

Guy 2 - Yeah, I know. Just like a closet evacuee.

by MR. Jamisen October 28, 2007

closet boy

1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.

Oh no! The bots are beating us! We need a closet boy!

by _ December 9, 2003

Mexican-In-The-Closet

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011

closet drinker

Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".

That guy is such a closet drinker.

by annonymous2u March 1, 2011