I rep that deuce and a quarter.
When are we gonna bounce out the deuce and a quarter and roll to the 504?
When are we gonna bounce out the deuce and a quarter and roll to the 504?
by Mr.Chainsaw March 10, 2009
Get the deuce and a quartermug. Deuce (Aron Erlichman) is the ex-singer of the famous rap/rock band Hollywood Undead. He co-founded the band with J-Dog (Jorel Decker) in 2005 and invited their friends to join the band as well. Deuce sings in the band's debut album as well as EP's. He was later kicked out in October of 2009 for numerous rumored reasons, most notable is that he wanted the band to pay $800 a week to bring his personal assistant on tour, even though the other band members don't have PA's. They paid for 4 months until they stopped because they were losing money. Deuce refused to tour and ignored them for 2 weeks, leaving one of the other members, rapper and lead guitarist Charlie Scene, to do the singing until they picked up Danny (Daniel Murillo).
Since then, HU has been making wonderful songs with their new lead singer, who can actually sing live (:O). Meanwhile, Deuce has been talking LOADS of shit about HU and has been making up so many lies (Such as how he claims he wrote all of HU's stuff, even though his own solo stuff sucks major donkey cock in terms of lyrics). The last time he talked shit was 12/19/11. Deuce has released a lead single for his upcoming album, which, although catchy, has the most retarded lyrics ever.
Since then, HU has been making wonderful songs with their new lead singer, who can actually sing live (:O). Meanwhile, Deuce has been talking LOADS of shit about HU and has been making up so many lies (Such as how he claims he wrote all of HU's stuff, even though his own solo stuff sucks major donkey cock in terms of lyrics). The last time he talked shit was 12/19/11. Deuce has released a lead single for his upcoming album, which, although catchy, has the most retarded lyrics ever.
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Person 1: What happened to Deuce (9Lives) from Hollywood Undead??
Person 2: He was kicked for being such a douche bag. *Explains reason*
Person 1: Ohhh fuck him!
Person 2: Check out his latest song *shows song*
Person 1: Holy fuck that's disgusting
Person 2: IKR?
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Deuce fan: haha bitchezzz duce is da bestttt hu iz a joke bitch dey r goin down witout him
Hollywood Undead fan: Oh really? Is that why their latest album with their new singer sold 4x more than their album with Deuce?
Deuce fan: fuck u bich duce rulezzzzzzz hu wuz jus jelus of him
Hollywood Undead fan: Really? Prove it.
Deuce fan: *refuses to answer*.
^^ Real conversation with me and a Deuce fan on YouTube
Person 1: What happened to Deuce (9Lives) from Hollywood Undead??
Person 2: He was kicked for being such a douche bag. *Explains reason*
Person 1: Ohhh fuck him!
Person 2: Check out his latest song *shows song*
Person 1: Holy fuck that's disgusting
Person 2: IKR?
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Deuce fan: haha bitchezzz duce is da bestttt hu iz a joke bitch dey r goin down witout him
Hollywood Undead fan: Oh really? Is that why their latest album with their new singer sold 4x more than their album with Deuce?
Deuce fan: fuck u bich duce rulezzzzzzz hu wuz jus jelus of him
Hollywood Undead fan: Really? Prove it.
Deuce fan: *refuses to answer*.
^^ Real conversation with me and a Deuce fan on YouTube
by iamjusttypingthiswithnoname December 28, 2011
Get the Deuce (9Lives)mug. When you and a bro deuce in public stalls next to each other. Bro deucing, when a cooperative effort is required.
At camp, Mike and Tyler had to deuce. There were two stalls available, thus resulting in a bro deuce.
by rorburger December 15, 2010
Get the Bro deucemug. Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.
by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019
Get the Danish Deucemug. 1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
Get the harboring a deucemug. The devil take it (late 19th and early 20th century). See "The Words," Jean Paul Sartre. George Braziller, Inc. Paris. 1964. Page 68.
by Selena 12 December 12, 2017
Get the deuce take itmug. A Deuce Plus is jail sentence of 2 years plus one day. Getting this sentance means you dont do local time, but get moved up to real prison, likely far out of town.
Alternatively, if you are lucky & had a good lawyer, you can get the same 2 year sentence, but less a day rather than plus a day & you get to do your time locally. This is a Deuce Less.
Alternatively, if you are lucky & had a good lawyer, you can get the same 2 year sentence, but less a day rather than plus a day & you get to do your time locally. This is a Deuce Less.
by Emdee Emmay September 7, 2020
Get the Deuce Plusmug.