A man with the worlds smallest dick, although he may seem straight it is more likely that he’s gay or pansexual (has a kitchenware fetish). Not excelling at school many coopers eventually find work as hookers or as airport security staff due to their lack of ability to maintain human relationships, low iq and mental disorders .
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Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)
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Get the Cooper mug.Awwww, propa gr8 mate, luv her to bits, but she needs to stop fighting with me... people are gonna start thinking we are nut cases!!! hee hee, al is a nob 'ed, i don't have a giant toe... you do!
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