by Carlanator3000 June 21, 2017

The process of calculating the sugar concentration of a sugar solution, requiring the exclusion of all ingredients that regularly perform fermentation.
Lindsay: You will need to provide the results of your sug con calc without yeast.
Colin: Shouldn't the sugar concentration include all ingredients in the solution?
Lindsay: No, that would make too much since, exclude yeast in your sug con calc.
Colin: Shouldn't the sugar concentration include all ingredients in the solution?
Lindsay: No, that would make too much since, exclude yeast in your sug con calc.
by vivfransla January 26, 2021

A "substitute" word used in reference to another word.
Any long word that begins with the "Con-" variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by assimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember.
NOTE:
The subject must also turn the name of the noun, regardless of what the noun actually is, to a "thinger".
Any long word that begins with the "Con-" variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by assimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember.
NOTE:
The subject must also turn the name of the noun, regardless of what the noun actually is, to a "thinger".
I was at home with some friends of mine in a hotdog salad and the damn T.V. Con-thinger started getting really shitty reception.
by Number 2wo February 23, 2011

Short for "conspiracy theory"
by ComputerLover June 1, 2023

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your disapproval in a longer sentence than 'No.' or 'GTFO.' Counterpart of 'To vote pro'.
by FDman May 18, 2010

Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.
Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
