A balding male in his early 30s who prefers younger woman, riding motorcycles very fast and has a giant horse dick made of gold transported by horse back from the Everglades on an early September morning. This dick is then removed from the traveled horse, dipped and gold and attached to the male in his 30s.
by ImTbizzle October 26, 2025
Get the Averymug. Avery is an amazing dutiful person who everyone adores. They also have the most enormous slinger schlong to ever grace this feeble earth. Honestly, people should be kinder to them; they don't know how hard it is to have an enormous fucking third leg that drags along the ground wherever they go. They are even seen as a national hero because they once put out a fire at the white house using an absolutely MASSIVE spray of hot, steamy cum to put out the fire. They recieved three medals of honor.
person 1: Oh my god is that Avery?
person 2: I heard they have a huge, monster truck cock
avery: BEHOLD *unzips*
person 2: I heard they have a huge, monster truck cock
avery: BEHOLD *unzips*
by Mlooh May 27, 2022
Get the Averymug. is so beautiful I wish I never broke up with her I don't know how I could have been so stupid I should have realized earlier how amazing she is I think that she might never see this but if you do Avery i hope we get back together
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by elkghfdjghdfkjghdk January 4, 2023
Get the Averymug. Avery is someone you can’t trust she is horrible!!
But if she doesn’t go to kelso elementary school she is amazing!
Based on events!
But if she doesn’t go to kelso elementary school she is amazing!
Based on events!
by Jasmine:) Kelso!! July 13, 2019
Get the Averymug. hes a player. he only goes after blonde bitches but its okay because im a blonde bitch. but he doesn’t want me anymore. hes super athletic but is kinda ugly, he also got a buzz cut and i looks horrid. he thinks hes the shit but hes really not. hes a cum swallowing cunt and doesn’t know how to admit it, so i did for him. he will get no where in life because he focuses on girls more then life.
P.S. i love you avery❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥
P.S. i love you avery❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥
by his favorite ex June 17, 2023
Get the avery fostermug. Avery is the young type, she goes for most of the cocky guys and has given lots of head. When you find an Avery your in luck, just ask for it.
by bluefacebabyboy March 14, 2019
Get the averymug. 