Red

A fanfiction loving blonde who tends to dress more alt and is often called "metal" or "emo". Red tends changes names alot.

Y/N: Dude I really need something to read
Person: Go ask red they always have the best/worst fanfictions

by Large pop corn cup March 28, 2022

red cookie

When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out

Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.

by Red cookie May 24, 2016

Red Crewmate

Some bitch who demanded someone put him here

Red Crewmate is such a bitch. Can’t he do this himself?

by RapierEnbyDumbass November 18, 2020

Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

baboon ass red

To describe a swollen body part that is red.

Did you see Steve's nose, it was baboon ass red! So swollen from Rick punching him in the nose!

by Bill&bob April 25, 2022

red 40

when you finger. a girl on her preiod

“i red 40d your mom”

“no you didnt she’s on menopause!!”

by davestrider999999 December 7, 2023

Bog Dog Red

Bog Dog Red is a name you call someone that is country, redneck, and into mudding. Mud Bog is the event in which this word comes from. Mud Bogging is is a form of off-road motorsport popular in Canada and the United States in which the goal is to drive a vehicle through a pit of mud or a track of a set length. if You call someone “Bog God Red” it really means they are the coolest country mf you’ll ever meet. Everyone needs a Bog Dog Red in their life.

Did you just see that guy in the big ragged out truck?!? He definitely is a Bog Dog Red.

by Bigwordbigsyd February 16, 2024