Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014
Get the cut the red tapemug. Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.
Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
by Shadyshadowmoon March 27, 2019
Get the Comrade Redmug. A wet willey, but instead of saliva a girl whos aunt flow is in town fingers her self, and used the blood on her finger to do a wet willey to an unsuspecting man or women by sticking her finger in their ear
by Definitely not Zee January 12, 2019
Get the Red Willeymug. Bitch with jokes a common cunt and whore thinks she's better because she is sarcastic and has a smart ass attitude a thunder cunt with AIDS and definitely a fucken Karen probably fucks gamers for a living
by Darksidecountry August 13, 2023
Get the Red flaggermug. Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy
by giferta February 8, 2017
Get the Red Lobstermug. i waited till the last minute to buy my flight home for christmas, so i've gotta take a red nose flight in order to get there in time to open presents.
by mrs. steele July 2, 2010
Get the red nose flightmug. by ixtup May 18, 2023
Get the Daisy Red Ridermug.