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Immature Friend

An immature "friend" is someone that will do these things:
-Saying slurs as an insult towards people they don't like
-Doing drugs to look "cool"
-Get involved into fights to exert themselves as a "tough guy"
-Peer pressure you into things you don't want to do
-Take more from you than they give back
-Behave like hypocrites too much to ignore
-Complaining about their life when they have it better than you do
-Gossiping behind your back but act innocent when caught
-Bullying you directly especially when others are around
If any one of your "friends" are like this
drop them and run away from them
I met enough people that were an immature friend *sigh* im becoming a Loner now. It is so much easier on my mental health
by idl1 October 12, 2025
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Friend Swooped

When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone
Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone
by The walking liability March 22, 2024
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Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!
Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*
by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023
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national best friend day

for example:
you: can we hang out today?
best friend: no, sorry
you: its national best friend day
best friend: okay sure
by Pogboy_55 October 16, 2021
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2013
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Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.
Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.
by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017
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good friend

a good friend, is someone who likes to be with you, and who wants to talk to you. They reply to your snaps, and texts, and they even text you first.

You know you can tell them stuff without them telling it to other people without permission.
oh him, he's just a good friend
by LOL_IRL March 23, 2017
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