The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)
Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.
by FJL-NY March 1, 2023
Get the Avocadro's Timemug. A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.
Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.
by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022
Get the Michigan timemug. by LunarDarkKnigh June 28, 2022
Get the I like spending time with youmug. "I was doing some Time Displacement before the officer caught up with me. "
John used Time Displacement to get to the party before Paul.
John used Time Displacement to get to the party before Paul.
by pocketspy October 28, 2013
Get the Time Displacementmug. when you are recording someone and hope that they will repeat what they just did when you weren't recording
by BBB8BB88B September 4, 2021
Get the hit it for the one timemug. .9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
Get the .9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.mug. by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020
Get the Joke of a life timemug.