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Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021
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just give me my monkey

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!
by plato! November 7, 2024
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Monkey

Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.
It's a wonder how Donald Trump isn't a monkey yet. Oh wait, he already is.
by A bing bong user March 27, 2024
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dA fUnKy mOnKeY

1) A user of gaiaonline who can reguarly be seen in the GD. Laid back and very kind but don't piss her off or she will throw a shoe at you!
2) A silly monkey who likes to get down and dance
3) a person who is down with the funk
4)pure awesomness and sweet as honey too
Oh Mel is dA fUnKy mOnKeY !
by KitKatFormbrickBrak March 23, 2009
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to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics
if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.
by Sexydimma May 2, 2015
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Trumps flying monkey mach

Machiavelli people who copy Trump's DUMP, to bully innocent unknown people because of their bad faith.

Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.
Trump antagonized and he said he doesn't care. Then the Trumps flying monkey mach, did the same thing and said the same thing, to an innocent person.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”
by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024
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