friend

something you wish you had

A: Look at that girl, she has so many friends!

B: Yep, the exact opposite as you

by weird hoe <3 August 26, 2021

The Boys Friend Group

Members of the group:
The short fucker
The tall fucker
The yn

The sped shitdick
The smart nerdy one
The racist guy who has committed multiple hate crimes

The immigrant who doesn’t speak English but his actions always make up for it (also used for his big booty latina sister)
The “straight” guy
Overall, the boys friend group has many personalities. Some good, some bad, but all united as one. If you ever spot the boys friend group walking around, stay far, far away, because it is more than likely one of them will try to tickle you.

Person 1: “What’s the boys friend group”
Person 2: “You don’t want to know”

by Cheetoes67 October 5, 2025

my friends

dumbass white people

my friends are dumbass white people.

by Tori !! June 28, 2023

Turnaround Friend

Someone you meet during your down times in life who helps you turn around a fix your choices and create a better you.

James is my turnaround friend , He really helpped me when I couldn't help myself.

by RuinedByWonderland November 4, 2016

Friends with benefits

Friends who decide to set boundaries and start engaging in sexual activities together without romance or the same expectations as a relationship. The involved individuals usually try to maintain the friendship without getting feelings for each other and while also not letting the situation turn into just having meeting up for sex (for that see fuck buddies, booty call, or hookups) but sexual activities may become a large part of the friendship in some cases

"Hey, we've been good buddies for awhile. I know youre not interested in a relationship but would you like to be friends with benefits?"

by *CrazyPup* April 25, 2025

friend

never get friends
they will be your doom
dont trust friends
NEVER trust friends
friends are boolisheet

fuck you, i trusted you alot but you betrayed me!!! weren't we friends?

by susilysus December 5, 2021

Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016