EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

my reaction when visiting r/noahgettheboat

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*

by direct crit October 21, 2023

what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018

lol what

lol what is a word used in general for somethig that sounds funny but you find it a little bit weird.

- i love icecream dogs
- lol what

by ShitWaddup June 22, 2018

What are those!?!

An old joke

This "what are those!?! " joke is so old that Jesus called it old

by Pikachu_girl July 15, 2017

What the Laugh was that?

Similar to WTF but more of a lighthearted, easy going feel. Its also used in a more humorous way, like you cant believe something that funny just happened. It can also be shortened to What the Laugh or WTL?

This morning a guy bicylced by me on a 10 foot unicycle, the only thing i could respond with was What the laugh was that?

by Dances the Funky Chicken May 30, 2011

What's up?

what is going on?

"Hey, what's up? I haven't heard from you in a while. How have things been?"

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

What now, my love?

An acoustical song done by NOFX. Happens to be my ringtone on the hubby's phone.
Good little diddy, gets you moving.

Everytime I call the Hubby, he is blessed with NOFX's cool tune; What now, my love?

by REBel Siren September 20, 2021