jack rabbit cock

A person who is a retard but is also a dick/nigger

John is a jack rabbit cock

by Brody sucks dick September 20, 2017

jack marin

Jack Marin is the 'fun coordinator' for the band Hellogoodbye and was also an assistant to the boys of Panic! At The Disco during one of their tours.

He is known for dressing up in hot dog suits, banana suits, carrot suits, chewbacca suits, etc., while running on stage of a Hellogoodbye performance.

He is also a sexy beast.

Jack Marin in a banana suit makes my heart go thump thump.

by I've Got More Whit. September 7, 2008

Jack Sparrow

There should be a 'Captain' in that somewhere...

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow,Savvy?

by Its m3 April 17, 2020

Jacks House: R

a version of jacks house

" Lets go play Jacks House: R " " Okay "

by Jack Huntsman May 1, 2022

Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.

Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"

by DallasFanFTW June 7, 2017

jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 10, 2023

Jack Steakman

A huge, beefy, muscular boy named Jack Steakman, he knows and everyone else knows that he's huge but will still always fish for compliments. He's got the beaver tail haircut with the long blonde locks, a surfer boy at heart, a once canola extract from the plant. If Jake the Cake runs at you, run the other way.

" Yo is that Jack Steakman?..... RUNNNNNNN!"

by y3e3e3e33e3e3e3e3e3e3e43e3e3et November 17, 2020