If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

by Hocarim May 27, 2022

Cunt Times

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.

It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.

by Mick E P August 11, 2021

TIME MACHINE

REGRET

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?

by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023

Persian Time

9 oclock basketball starts at 9:30.

Me: What time we playing basketball tomorrow?
Persian Man: At 9.
Me: Persian time?
Persian man: Yes.
Me: Ok! See you at 9:30.

by Shit Life Jimmy September 1, 2024

Most of the time

Common or too often.

Most of the time up through 9-years-old, I wear my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear, due to I can only take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear, only in days that I can concentrate to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn June 7, 2024

full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment

Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020