calm it down

What you say to somebody who is taking themselves too seriously.

Tall guy: what kind of situation did you create here? I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.

by Capital P February 1, 2018

Cut Down

Where a squad of American GI's gets bum fucked by the MG42 100 yards away

John: Lets patrol this town "Move out!"
Hanz: Fritz get the machinegeweer lets (Cut down) these American

John: Oh Shit

God: (Quad kill)

by get man handled May 15, 2022

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015

Layin Tha Shii TF Down

-to be good at satisfying a woman sexually
-could include intercourse or other means
-screaming through the walls
-given some act right, now she acting right

Me: "I swear to god i "layed tha shii down last night"
Bae: "You gon lay that shii down again?"
Layin Tha Shii TF Down: gave her/him plessure that he/she needed

by La'Trisha November 21, 2023

Upside down Icicle

The upside down icicle is the hypothetical pint from a very specific pub in Pembrokeshire located in the (redacted) valley.

It is defined as a pint you could receive in the winter with a sharp icicle placed sharp side up in the pint concealed by the beer.

This is hypothetically used for when you’re being a bit of a cünt I said (redacted) valley pub.

You better stop being an assħole boi bach or she’ll give you an upside down icicle.

by The_Unlawful_Octopus November 18, 2025

timothy down

the best man you can ever meet, he will always make you happy and makes you laugh, he always goes with an aurelia as his sidekick.

“look! there goes timothy down with his sidekick aurelia!”

by genderfluidperson February 13, 2021