friends

Something u dont have.
Mom, I need friends!
by Patrick Mahomeless II May 26, 2022
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Person:I dont have Friend
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Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure

Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!
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The people who buy you food are most likely your friends.

and your mom
"I was in the city with him yesterday, and he bought me food. We're friends!"
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bob : I wish I had friends !
bob 2 : no you lonely asshole.
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Someone you cares about you
Something you will never have
Enemy: so I see you still don't have any Friends, no one cares about you
You: well yeah I guess a friend is something I will never have
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A pointless waste of time to make, a lot of people make them and hang out with them everyday. when people say "the more the...." you know that one, they really mean "the lest the best". Friends are a symbol of weakness, sure, you may be stronger with them but when someone spots you without them, then you are screwed.
person#1: man I wish I had some friends.
person#2: That's a bad idea.
person#1: why?
person#2: They find their knives.
by madaki15 January 22, 2020
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