Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure
Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!
Jake: sure
Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!
by nonexistent person 269 June 12, 2022
by heyyohereshego November 22, 2021
by Flyuu_ May 10, 2021
Enemy: so I see you still don't have any Friends, no one cares about you
You: well yeah I guess a friend is something I will never have
You: well yeah I guess a friend is something I will never have
by Mwahahaahahaaha April 06, 2021
A pointless waste of time to make, a lot of people make them and hang out with them everyday. when people say "the more the...." you know that one, they really mean "the lest the best". Friends are a symbol of weakness, sure, you may be stronger with them but when someone spots you without them, then you are screwed.
person#1: man I wish I had some friends.
person#2: That's a bad idea.
person#1: why?
person#2: They find their knives.
person#2: That's a bad idea.
person#1: why?
person#2: They find their knives.
by madaki15 January 22, 2020