Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.

I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.

by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014

Micro-tails

Mixed shots. Weak shots, due to diluting the liquor with other mixers or chasers, thus reducing the amount of actual liquor, and defeating the purpose of doing shots. Therefore.....they're more like miniature cocktails instead of actual shots.

Alex, do you realize the real way to take shots is pure liquor? This cranberry, filling the space of prospective vodka in my shot glass is really turning these into more of micro-tails versus real shots.

by MFierce August 6, 2010

Tail Rake

Dragging the tail of your skateboard on the ground while manueling or turning on your back wheels.

Dude, you totally tail raked that manuel.

by Duty Fulfiller February 3, 2010

Pickle Tail

the string thing hanging from the end of a pickle, could be called a stem, but it's the tail.

Little Girl- "Daddy, What's this" *pointing to end of pickle

Father- "Oh Honey, That's the pickle tail!"

Other Daugher- **dies from laughter***!!

by kuhhrageousss July 5, 2010

fairy tail

A gay man fairy with a very long dildo up his ass the dildo resembles his tail.

1. Look at that fairy with a dildo up his ass. Looks like he was born with a tail.

2. Thats not a tail its just a fairy tail.

by MyfriendsArefairytails January 24, 2010

GG tail

To take a dump. People use the expression grow a tail to say they're taking a dump, and if you know anything about GG Allin then you know that he would commonly take a dump on stage... hence the term I have coined 'GG tail'.

I had to find a bathroom quick so I could grow a GG tail.

I stunk up the bathroom when I grew my GG tail.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

fairy tail syndrome

When you watch fairy tail and notice that everyone in the guild is so nice and friendly to each other, leaving you depressed and questioning whether or not you have any real friends.

I'm getting a serious case of fairy tail syndrome because of the powerful themes of friendship in that show.

by NarutoBleachFairyTailOnePiece April 8, 2016