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phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.
-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating
by will-o March 7, 2011
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Phantom Friend

More of an acquaintance. Most happen to be egocentric people.
They either

1) Share goodtimes with you, but when things get tough, they suddenly disappear.

Or

2) Are like a gold digger, but for the joy of having a friend instead of money. They are only a friend to benefit themselves. Once they've had their fill, they disappear until they repeat the process with another and feel lonely again.
Turns out they were just a phantom friend. After the fun ended, she just disappeared.
by DJCracka July 19, 2010
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Phantom Wedgie

The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.
"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie
by The Fresh Maker August 13, 2013
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phantom shot

The act of sinking an unintended, however remarkable, shot in beer pong that is usually followed by the thrower "putting it on everything" that the shot was intended." beer pong pong lucky
He sucks at beer pong, I can't believe he made that phantom shot
by BigBalliNick March 12, 2007
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Phantom Penis

(1) When a female feels as if she bares a penis

(2)When a female physical feels pain when seeing/thinking of harm inflicted on a man's genitalia
Video: A man will then have the bottom of his penis cut and held over a fire as it bleeds

Female: Holy shit I felt that in my phantom penis
by Borealispolaris March 4, 2018
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Gray Phantom

Defintion of Bad*ssary in a whole different level, where the word is too indescribable and thus making the conversation end.
P1; Hey your a f*cking Gray Phantom
P2; What?
P1; THE DEFINITION OF BAD*ASSARY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
P2; Ok, i just asked a questi-
P1; ARE YOU GOING TO STAND THIER AND BE LOST YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL?
P2; You know what? F*ck you too, im leaving.
by Relic Attendant February 4, 2020
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danny phantom

-Dude, did you see that guy over there?
-Yea, he's a Danny Phantom.
by Bill Fuckin Nye September 20, 2006
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