A self-loving prick who loves him/herself so much that he/she would ruin the world around him/her because of his/her immediate interests only leading to his utter destruction because he couldn't take the time to walk over to the ash tray and put his cigarette out because he saw some pretty girls to go be a jackass to, in turn, leading the city's field to catch on fire and the girls throwing him into that fire for being a jackass.
by DannySG April 2, 2009
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What a self-hater! She's whiter than snow yet she not only thinks she's black, she has the unmitigated gall to tell me I'm the hater because I have a problem with those who won't accept themselves as they really are.
I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
by Stop the Pendulum September 2, 2005
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Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.
Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.
by block rocker February 25, 2010
Get the self par mug.When a man uses the excuse that he can't socialise with his friends because he has (or intends to make) arrangements with his partner already.
Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Person 1: Can't come for a beer tonight guys, got to go to my girlfriends.
Person 2: You're self-whipped.
Person 2: You're self-whipped.
by Torched_ May 18, 2009
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n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
by Dr. Strangelove123 October 24, 2009
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A self patter is described as someone sends an email to a group of coworkers saying, "Hi guys, I just spent the past two hours working out the bugs in our SQL database; it was really really difficult. Rest assured, i've fixed the issue."
Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.
If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.
If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
by BMWM3 August 6, 2010
Get the Self patter mug.1. When actual reality conflicts with ones view of reality, the afflicted person rationalizes a permutation of reality that 'feels' better.
2. Typically expresses an inability to distinguish between fact and opinion.
3. Lying to oneself.
2. Typically expresses an inability to distinguish between fact and opinion.
3. Lying to oneself.
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