King Von

A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.

LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No

LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL

by Mansnothot69420! November 4, 2022

The Ramen King

A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.

The Ramen King saved us from a galactic space whale, my nibbaz

by B4dg3r January 21, 2017

King Coom

Hardcore coomer that fought hard to get crowned the King of all Coomers.

"Dang that Eric Cooms 10 times a day. "
"Yea I think thats King Coom himself."

by CoomKing April 1, 2022

King of Rhyl

Someone who thinks they are all that, jack the biscuit and a bag of chips etc

(in disagreement at a statement or gesture) "Fuck off, you think you're the king of Rhyl".

by The actual king of Rhyl October 23, 2008

king doucher

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.

Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret

by S.Colditz December 12, 2009

Finesse King

The King of Finessing, able to finesse any and everything.

Have you met Nick, hes the Finesse King! He can finesse anything!

by Beautifully Broken2331 February 16, 2018

King Dedede

The self-proclaimed king of Dreamland who used to want to CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH. Dedede has become more of an ally to Kirby in his recent adventures but the two still have a rivalry.

"Who just stole all of our food?"
"Oh that was just King Dedede."

by ThePumpkinGhost April 1, 2022