earth-crunch

adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.

Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.

by The Vampire of cherries August 25, 2009

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Earth-rock

pronounced(Erf : Rahk)
To slam someone so hard they run home or in fear or shit their pants(or a sloppily performed combination of the two)

usually done in one sided ufc and street fights

Nick:Gimme your lunch money douche-bag
Cam:No...you bully!
Nick: your gonne gimme the cash dork.
Student body:(looking in fear as nick picks cam up 5 feet off the ground and...KABOOM!)
Misc student no.1-DAMMMMNN! THAT BULLY JUST EARTH-ROCKED THE SHIT OUTTA CAMS PUNK ASS.
Nick: i think you shit yorself haha!!...loser!!

by Shorts800bh December 21, 2008

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the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

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