A horrible COD player who has a tiny penis, not many friends, and who is over obsessed with anime. He is seen thinking anime girls as his Wai-fu and doesn't need any human interactions. He is comparable to anyone. (Random name) Tristan is sooo dreamy , he is the opposite of a Dylan
by Theanimeman June 30, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. by SPONGEBOBPATRICK December 1, 2011
Get the Dylanmug. Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. HE IS DYLAN, A DANCE MASTER AND SWAG QUEEN, BOOTY SO BIG, SINGLE, CALL HIM BOB BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE HIM ON THE WATER HE IS SURE TO BE BOBBIN'.
by tomas t December 22, 2020
Get the Dylan Dylan Diaphrammug. Dylan is usually the scrawniest friend in the friend circle. His feet are usually cold, and he seems to be always hungry. Most Dylans have a skeletor like face, and are tall and awkward. Most Dylans have incredibly small penises, however, the odd is average. Dylans are mainly homosexuals and enjoy long and hard ejaculations. You can often find a Dylan surfing the web on a common site called 'elephant tube.'
by youwillneverknowwinkswinks November 5, 2013
Get the Dylanmug. A man with an incredibly small penis.
by John1234456789 April 3, 2015
Get the Dylanmug. Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
Get the Dylanmug.