Dylan

A douche bag who needs a girlfriend

Oh my god he's such a Dylan

by Levi Dickerson May 24, 2016

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A really cool guy that can sometimes be a jerk but most of the time is completely amazing.

"Wow he's so nice and funny! He's such a Dylan!"

by SPONGEBOBPATRICK December 1, 2011

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Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.

Dylan put on a shirt

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

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HE IS DYLAN, A DANCE MASTER AND SWAG QUEEN, BOOTY SO BIG, SINGLE, CALL HIM BOB BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE HIM ON THE WATER HE IS SURE TO BE BOBBIN'.

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SHUT UP IDIOT, I ONLY SPEAK TO COOL KIDS AND GIRLS

by tomas t December 22, 2020

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Dylan is usually the scrawniest friend in the friend circle. His feet are usually cold, and he seems to be always hungry. Most Dylans have a skeletor like face, and are tall and awkward. Most Dylans have incredibly small penises, however, the odd is average. Dylans are mainly homosexuals and enjoy long and hard ejaculations. You can often find a Dylan surfing the web on a common site called 'elephant tube.'

"Dylan, You're a freak" "Dylan, You're a bear"

by youwillneverknowwinkswinks November 5, 2013

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