being better than the best
by case.on June 21, 2022
Get the best-ermug. A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.
Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
Get the Best Buymug. A best friend is someone you can depend on and you trust. Someone who will always have your back. Someone that you always have fun with. Someone that makes you smile. Those people are cameron ,grace,Dylan ,rylee, Wynn,Katie v ,Nikki, ella,ford,elle,Hailey,mae,andsophie
Love y’all wonder if you will ever see this lol 💕💕
Love y’all wonder if you will ever see this lol 💕💕
by Ainsley Alexander July 18, 2018
Get the Best friendmug. by Ecnalnogard June 9, 2020
Get the Best friendmug. somebody that you love and know that you can be a total doofus around. they would never judge you (unless it's super funny) and they will be there when you are down in the dumps. you would probably refer to each other as Best friend
by avegrace07 January 25, 2020
Get the Best Friendmug. The coolest guy ever XDXDXD Probably smokes a lot of cigs. Probably likes Young Adz a lil too much, so much so he could have sexual feelings for the Uk rapper
by whatsyournationalinsuranceno. January 8, 2020
Get the Tom Bestmug. Best Hugger is a sentence used to describe Stray Kids' leader Christopher Bang Chan because of his habit of giving his big hugs at the end of each weekly Channie's Room stream.
by Stayri May 21, 2023
Get the Best Huggermug.