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Alan

A amazing friend to everyone.he will always be there for you no matter what. Everyone is says that Alan is attractive and fun. He never leaves anyone out unless you are mean to any one he cares for then he will beat your ass if he had to.
Guy: who is that?
Girl: that's Alan he's really nice when you get to know him
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Alan

A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.
Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.

What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.

I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023
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Alan & Pedro

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face

person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025
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Alan

Alan is a cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.
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alan

alan is going to be 6’3 when he grows up he actually has the biggest heart in the world and fs fs needs head asap.
alan is so mf hawt and deserves all the big booty latinas in da world🙅🏿🙅🏿🧢🧢
by totally_not_alan🗣 November 22, 2021
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alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.
Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.
by TrashVan March 20, 2018
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