Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.

I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.

by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014

vagina-tail

a cocktail with no alcohol in

look at the puss drinking a vagina-tail

by sunny d and rum yum yum December 14, 2010

Micro-tails

Mixed shots. Weak shots, due to diluting the liquor with other mixers or chasers, thus reducing the amount of actual liquor, and defeating the purpose of doing shots. Therefore.....they're more like miniature cocktails instead of actual shots.

Alex, do you realize the real way to take shots is pure liquor? This cranberry, filling the space of prospective vodka in my shot glass is really turning these into more of micro-tails versus real shots.

by MFierce August 6, 2010

Raccoon tail

Prior to completion of doggystyle anal intercourse, the feces covered penis is removed from the anus and placed on the back of the recipient with the penis remaining the asscheeks. Upon climax, the gifter will apply pressure to his penis with one or two hands as to remove the feces onto the back of the recipient. A quick design should be made while, in one motion applying raccoon eyes to the recipient.

It was a good night until I gave her the raccoon tail. She kicked me out before I could wash my hands and I had to do a shitty hands walk of shame.

by Kingding Aling August 1, 2020

fairy tail

A gay man fairy with a very long dildo up his ass the dildo resembles his tail.

1. Look at that fairy with a dildo up his ass. Looks like he was born with a tail.

2. Thats not a tail its just a fairy tail.

by MyfriendsArefairytails January 24, 2010

GG tail

To take a dump. People use the expression grow a tail to say they're taking a dump, and if you know anything about GG Allin then you know that he would commonly take a dump on stage... hence the term I have coined 'GG tail'.

I had to find a bathroom quick so I could grow a GG tail.

I stunk up the bathroom when I grew my GG tail.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

fairy tail syndrome

When you watch fairy tail and notice that everyone in the guild is so nice and friendly to each other, leaving you depressed and questioning whether or not you have any real friends.

I'm getting a serious case of fairy tail syndrome because of the powerful themes of friendship in that show.

by NarutoBleachFairyTailOnePiece April 8, 2016