A self-loving prick who loves him/herself so much that he/she would ruin the world around him/her because of his/her immediate interests only leading to his utter destruction because he couldn't take the time to walk over to the ash tray and put his cigarette out because he saw some pretty girls to go be a jackass to, in turn, leading the city's field to catch on fire and the girls throwing him into that fire for being a jackass.
by DannySG November 21, 2008
An idiot with so great a self-esteem issue that he or she is bigoted against members of his or her own race, gender, national origin, religion, or culture.
What a self-hater! She's whiter than snow yet she not only thinks she's black, she has the unmitigated gall to tell me I'm the hater because I have a problem with those who won't accept themselves as they really are.
I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
by Stop the Pendulum August 09, 2005
Dude: "You should be a n00b for Halloween."
n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
by Dr. Strangelove123 October 24, 2009
When you deny your own actual experience and lie to yourself to convince yourself that something you actually know in your heart of hearts to be true, ISN'T actually true.
Jenny self-gaslights because she has convinced herself that the guy who has cheated on her twice will not cheat again even though he texts other women and is still very active on dating apps.
by Advanced Bitches June 27, 2020
I just messed up that mix totally, what a self par.
Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.
Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.
by block rocker February 25, 2010
When a man uses the excuse that he can't socialise with his friends because he has (or intends to make) arrangements with his partner already.
Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Person 1: Can't come for a beer tonight guys, got to go to my girlfriends.
Person 2: You're self-whipped.
Person 2: You're self-whipped.
by Torched_ May 18, 2009
In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003