Phantom Wedgie

The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.

"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie

by The Fresh Maker August 13, 2013

phantom shot

The act of sinking an unintended, however remarkable, shot in beer pong that is usually followed by the thrower "putting it on everything" that the shot was intended." beer pong pong lucky

He sucks at beer pong, I can't believe he made that phantom shot

by BigBalliNick March 12, 2007

phantom savings

Its the Amount of money you saved written at the bottom of a receipt, but when you ask for it they wont give it to you

Give me the $46.00 you just saved at the grocery store Dad. I cant son, that's not real money ,Its only "Phantom savings"

by Steven A Sayegh April 17, 2016

Phantom shitter

A person who discreetly shits in public events, such as a house party, then proceeds to deny it.

A few New Years ago Scott totally was the phantom shitter!

by PhantonShitter1234 August 19, 2016

Phantom Penis

(1) When a female feels as if she bares a penis

(2)When a female physical feels pain when seeing/thinking of harm inflicted on a man's genitalia

Video: A man will then have the bottom of his penis cut and held over a fire as it bleeds

Female: Holy shit I felt that in my phantom penis

by Borealispolaris March 4, 2018

Gray Phantom

Defintion of Bad*ssary in a whole different level, where the word is too indescribable and thus making the conversation end.

P1; Hey your a f*cking Gray Phantom
P2; What?
P1; THE DEFINITION OF BAD*ASSARY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
P2; Ok, i just asked a questi-
P1; ARE YOU GOING TO STAND THIER AND BE LOST YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL?
P2; You know what? F*ck you too, im leaving.

by Relic Attendant February 4, 2020

danny phantom

another word for "fag"

-Dude, did you see that guy over there?
-Yea, he's a Danny Phantom.

by Bill Fuckin Nye September 20, 2006