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Religion

Individual A: I have a religion.
Individual B (redditor): oh my god kill yourself bitch pussy dick nigga retard fuck shit poop assface cocksucker sky daddy believer i can't believe you believe all this shit. anyway time to finna jerk it to overwatch porn
by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022
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true religions

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Religion

“How did he pull off this scam? Well, Religion! It’s the fasted way to blind people! And the religion is effective altruism” ~ Tucker Carlson
Hym “Yes Tuck! YES! Your rhetorical prowess is surpassed only by my own!!! That’s EXACTLY my problem with JeepJorp! That’s what HE did with religion! He’s reframed the concept of ‘The Greater Good’ as ‘The Highest Good in a Value Hierarchy’ and has conflated it with God and it is akin to this effective altruism you’re talking about. That’s exactly how you get that conversation between Joe and Bjorn. That’s the direct manifestation of effective altruism. Where the abstract takes precedence over all else. But, yeah, I was supposed to post this 3 days ago but I don’t have any fucking free time anymore.”
by Hym Iam November 21, 2022
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Religion

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Religion
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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RedPassing (religion)

RedPassing religion,Is a religion where you can’t show the top of your head during the daylight
Timmy respectfully wheres a hat during daylight hours cause he is RedPassing (religion)
by Billybobsamueljr October 1, 2021
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Haine Religion

When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.

Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"
Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust
by Aquadaddy July 26, 2022
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