by JessandFrost September 15, 2020
Stephen was with a group of us and we heard what we thought was a wet burp but was in fact a shart coming from the stinky dirty booty lil boy with a Dickie Dew!!!
Go wipe yo ass Stephen!!!
Go wipe yo ass Stephen!!!
by JessandFrost September 15, 2020
We were sitting in a group when we all heard a loud burp which actually turned out to be a shart, that came from the stinky dirty booty lil boy with a Dickie Dew!!!
GO WIPE YOUR ASS STEPHEN!!!! LMAO
GO WIPE YOUR ASS STEPHEN!!!! LMAO
by JessandFrost September 15, 2020
A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 06, 2025
Stephens appear to be the quiet guy in the room when filled with members of the same gender. Once the opposite gender is introduced, they transform into a sex machine, stealing every girl and charming the hearts of all of them. Stephens may appear weak and vulnerable, but that’s because they love to be dominated in bed. A good girl would never find a Stephen to date. This is because Stephens only get laid with short, skinny, flat girls.
Girl: I have a C cup and am a model, do you think Stephen likes me?
Her mum: naw fam you not flat or short
Her mum: naw fam you not flat or short
by PUSSYSLAYER2912629 June 26, 2020
Stephen is apparently, in his own words, a loser.
He will pretend to care about someone only to suddenly go cold on them for no discernible reason, and discard them without warning.
Instead of explaining his feelings or sympathising with those of the other person, he will simply blame anyone but himself and then treat you like he actually hates you, suggesting that everything prior wasn't even real and was just an act.
Stephen is a good reminder of why I don't trust men and consider most of them to be pretty shallow and mean. Sadly, most of the good memories I have of him are now overclouded by feelings of hurt and loss.
Stephen, I'm sorry you felt you had to avoid me. I would have been happy staying friends but it seems you have moved somewhere else or vanished off the face of the earth or something.
Your friendship meant as much to me as anything else would have and I was lonely and depressed for months afterwards because you weren't there anymore.
I even started hallucinating a few men I'm pretty sure were not real. And one of them doesn't disappear or is there very often, which is very annoying because he is really annoying.
I would much rather see you than these weird-ass, annoying hallucinations that have apparently taken your place.
You may never see this, of course, and that's okay. I will probably eventually delete it, anyway.
I am doing my best to move on but the hallucination that's like a really jackass version of you sure isn't helping with that.
He will pretend to care about someone only to suddenly go cold on them for no discernible reason, and discard them without warning.
Instead of explaining his feelings or sympathising with those of the other person, he will simply blame anyone but himself and then treat you like he actually hates you, suggesting that everything prior wasn't even real and was just an act.
Stephen is a good reminder of why I don't trust men and consider most of them to be pretty shallow and mean. Sadly, most of the good memories I have of him are now overclouded by feelings of hurt and loss.
Stephen, I'm sorry you felt you had to avoid me. I would have been happy staying friends but it seems you have moved somewhere else or vanished off the face of the earth or something.
Your friendship meant as much to me as anything else would have and I was lonely and depressed for months afterwards because you weren't there anymore.
I even started hallucinating a few men I'm pretty sure were not real. And one of them doesn't disappear or is there very often, which is very annoying because he is really annoying.
I would much rather see you than these weird-ass, annoying hallucinations that have apparently taken your place.
You may never see this, of course, and that's okay. I will probably eventually delete it, anyway.
I am doing my best to move on but the hallucination that's like a really jackass version of you sure isn't helping with that.
I really liked Stephen, who gave warmth to my icy, robotic heart; but then he broke it and that really hurt my feelings.
by Abby0190 October 22, 2023
Your average techy iron ingot warframe enjoyer that still is struggling to understand why it’s not gay.
__**HOW.mp4**__
*Act 1 Scene 1*
Ryan - Stephen, I love you, I'm sorry
Stephen - Ac-th-the thats gay.
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈
Dean - Well so- what- wait wait, how is that gay though?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❔
*(Silence, 2 seconds)*
Stephen - You've got a point
*(Ryan bursts into hysterical laughter)* 🤣😂
Ryan - Stephen, how is it gay?
*(Boom)* ❔🏳️ 🌈
Dean - How is it gay, Stephen?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❓
Ryan - Nah man. Don't have it Stephen.
*(Boom)* 🚫
*(Ryan continues to laugh)*
Stephen - Anyway, can you just- can you just-
***FIN***
*Act 1 Scene 1*
Ryan - Stephen, I love you, I'm sorry
Stephen - Ac-th-the thats gay.
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈
Dean - Well so- what- wait wait, how is that gay though?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❔
*(Silence, 2 seconds)*
Stephen - You've got a point
*(Ryan bursts into hysterical laughter)* 🤣😂
Ryan - Stephen, how is it gay?
*(Boom)* ❔🏳️ 🌈
Dean - How is it gay, Stephen?
*(Boom)* 🏳️ 🌈❓
Ryan - Nah man. Don't have it Stephen.
*(Boom)* 🚫
*(Ryan continues to laugh)*
Stephen - Anyway, can you just- can you just-
***FIN***
by moony06 May 08, 2022