to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021

Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.

A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.

by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022

leave

what my father is a pro at

me:dad we r out of milk

dad:ill go leave and get sum
me :never sees dad again

by u r die April 9, 2021

leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.

"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"

by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011

leave-uh-rite

LEAVE-UH-RITE is what you do with a person or an object that should never be touched, picked up, admired, put in your pocket , or especaily taken home....

STOP RITE THERE !!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT A LEAVE-UH-RITE.
HE IS A

LEAVE-UH -RITE.... IF YOU TAKE HIM FROM THERE YOU WILL HAVE TO DO A {PUT -UH -RITE }.

by Mrs. KNOWITALL. December 15, 2020

Leave me Alone!

Quote from Alfred Pennyworth after he was attacked in his car by Captain Boomerang in Australia.

CB: The vaccine didn't bother you, you piece of shit?!
Alfred: Leave me alone!

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

reverse irish leave

An announcement of leaving only to linger longer.

John was annoyed that Jane stayed so long at his party after disrupting the guests with overly dramatic, attention-starved antics like hugging, high-fives and other reverse irish leave moves.

by wordplayerhater May 18, 2009