When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs
Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
by Rhoddy February 23, 2020
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Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’
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Get the Jack Kettlehat mug.seems really nice but talks to himself in hallways, he's always on tik tok and loves prentending to be good football. He may look like he smells good but he smells like shit. He love trump and supports it when away from friends. He has 2 signs hidden in his room. In class a lot of people see him looking at guns and may thing he's a school shooter. He might be on the spectrum but who knows,
Jack the type of school shooter
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"um - your friend over there is giving me bad Jack vibes. I would unfriend him if I were you. He looks like he treats his momma like trash. Red Flag."
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Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
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